Pickup line: so do you like band
your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting
the french horn is such a beautiful instrument
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
Chris Pratt spotted in Hollywood at a local donation center and getting his car washed before he stopped for a grocery store on August 6, 2014
The horn is like Satan to me because it’s angelic, but it also makes me want to do bad things like throw it through a window on a fairly frequent basis